Prince Albert the 8th - Duke of Propaganda

Former Clinton accomplice Al Gore held a media circus this week to accuse President George W. Bush of deliberately duping Americans by falsely linking Al-Qaeda to Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Gore stated that Bush is

"now intentionally misleading the American people by continuing to aggressively and brazenly assert the linkage between Al-Qaeda and Saddam Hussein."

Gore further railed that both the President and Vice President Cheney

"have decided to fight to the rhetorical death over whether or not there's a meaningful connection between Iraq and Al-Qaeda."

That's rich! This is the same Al Gore that plagiarized his own version of the 'Unabomber Manifesto" and called it 'Earth in the Balance,' where he spent countless pages attempting to mislead readers into believing that we should give up all technology because it is destroying the earth. Only Prince Al should be allowed to utilize technology because he's special. This guy swears we are heading to the brink of extinction because of human-caused global warming. That's okay, Al. It's not really warm in here. You just peed in your pants. How come Prince Al, in his infinite wisdom, doesn't drive a hybrid? Doesn't have solar power at his house? Could it be that he's too good to have to use second rate technology just to save the environment?

Prince Albert, didn't you fight ardently to protect a President that was fighting to the rhetorical death over the definition of 'is'? Maybe if you and Bubba had been concerned over important issues during your 8-year frat party in Washington, we wouldn't be cleaning up after you today. The only global warming around here is from the hot air spewing from your big head! When I was in grade school, our science classes were preaching the coming of the next ice age. A human induced ice age, mind you. They told us that money was needed to study global cooling before it was too late. Apparently, there wasn't any money in global cooling so these same schlockmeisters created global warming. And of course, Prince Al signed up for that. Al never saw an imaginary crisis he didn't like. But it's never been enough for Al Quixote to tilt at his windmills alone. He wants all of us to join in.

So, you say Bush and Cheney are liars? I guess you'd have to be one to know one, is that it Al? Didn't you mislead the public by saying that you invented the Internet? Haven't you duped your constituents for years that you grew up on a farm in Tennessee when in fact you grew up in a hotel suite in Washington DC? Didn't you claim that your relationship with your wife was the inspiration for 'Love Story'? Didn't you claim that the 1992 recession was the worst economy in 40 years? Weren't you the guy that was so stupid that you didn't know that accepting foreign campaign contributions at a Buddhist temple was ILLEGAL? And you managed to tell so many tall tales about that incident that you were never prosecuted. Much like your political mentor, you know that the people will believe a big lie before they believe a little lie. Al, the only brownshirts you need concern yourself with are the ones that you and the rest of the jackbooted Clintonistas have to pick up at the cleaners today.

Speaking of brownshirts, it looks like the real brownshirts were out in force to combat dissent with your demented point of view. Since your henchman and headcase Michael Moore is out there spreading lies, your stormtroopers are out there to make sure no one questions the bravo sierra his schlockumentary is spewing. This is what happened in Las Vegas...

Las Vegas resident Richard Streeter was allegedly beaten after he voiced his dissent to members of the local chapter of MoveOn.org, who were distributing flyers touting Moore's film as important outside the theater. Streeter told Las Vegas TV station KLAS that he voiced his views to the group after seeing the movie. "I made the comment, apples and oranges -- Kerry, Bush -- one's no better than the other. You really ain't got much of a choice," he recalled saying. Moments later, Streeter said, he was approached by someone with the group who didn't like his remarks. "Oh yeah?'" said the Moore supporter, before spitting on Streeter. As Streeter attempted to call police about the incident, the violence escalated. "This guy turns, and totally by surprise takes his hand and bam!" he told KLAS. "It was a big guy. [He] shoved me onto the ground, I hit my head." A police report on the attack has been filed.

Al, you and your elitist friends, that seem to know what's best for us, need to just shut up about anyone lying. You were part of the most corrupt administration that ever occupied the White House. You made lying fashionable. You made it an art form. 'Earth in the Balance' was so full of fabrications and obfuscations that it simply defies all real science! I seem to remember that you studied journalism. Does that qualify you to know anything about science and technology? I don't think so. But it certainly qualifies you to be a top-notch propagandist. And you are certainly one of propaganda's crown princes. You could've been the King, Albert...but you couldn't bring yourself to tell the truth and dethrone the reigning king of propaganda, Bubba.

So Al, you'll just have to be satisfied with being the second biggest liar in America. And get the facts before you accuse the Bush administration of any malfeasence. You freakin' liberal also-ran!!!