Asses That Cause Traffic

I've always said I would do this and today I am. Someone pissed me the hell off in traffic on the way home and I am going to tell the world who they are.

I came up on this idiot today, Wednesday, 15 June, sometime between 5:30 and 6:00 pm, just before the Greenbrier exit on 64 East. This stupid woman was driving a silver (maybe it was champagne, I dunno) Nissan 350Z, Virginia license plate JGS-6960. She was in the leftmost lane adjacent to the HOV lane (which, at this time of day, is restricted to HOV traffic.)

This dumb bitch was doing 58 mph in the left lane and was overtaking NO ONE!!!! In fact, there was NO ONE in front her slowing her down. The nearest car ahead of her was approximately 4 car-lengths ahead of her in the RIGHT HAND LANE!!!!

So, because this stupid bitch wouldn't move to the right to clear the through traffic lane, the through traffic began to bog down and was required to pass her on the right. I refused to move out of the through lane since she had every opportunity to yield the lane as required by law. I rode her sorry-ass thinking that she might catch a clue.

She never did. She became a one-woman traffic jam because of her ignorance and stubborn-ness.

As if that bitch wasn't enough, some other dumb-ass nearly caused an accident because (he was pulled over in the emergency lane on the right) he decided that he didn't need to attempt assuming the same speed as traffic before he pulled in front of the eastbound vehicles!!!! He made the entire right hand lane lock up their brakes to avoid plowing into the rear end of of his red Ford Expedition, Pennsylvania license plate FWM-2365.

If anyone knows these two irresponsible, brain-dead pieces of feces, please inform them that they should surrender their driver's licenses immediately before they kill someone or, in a fit of road rage, someone kills them.