Day Three - Ranting Again

France. France, France, France. Aren't these knuckleheads supposed to be on our side? I'm glad I don't keep any friends like them. Where I come from, you'd call them an enemy. And, if those Frenchies aren't happy enough with just trying to block any efforts we make abroad, it's coming out that they were actually taking bribes from Saddam Hussein's regime prior to the war. At least we know the French aren't confused as to who they support. They have the 'what-have-you-done-for-me-lately' approach to global politics. I mean, it has been 60 years since we liberated their ENTIRE COUNTRY. Saddam's been throwing money their way recently by comparison. And what about the Frenchie-in-Chief Chirac snubbing Ronald Reagan's funeral? Maybe we should fly some bombers over France (despite the fact that they wouldn't let Reagan fly our bombers over French airspace on their way to Libya) and drop some leaflets that remind those snail-eaters that if not for the US of A, they'd all be speaking German today. Actually, maybe we should call Germany and tell them they can have France back. They had won it fair and square back in 1940. Who are we to liberate a country that is being held hostage by a dictator? By what right does the US think they can make war on another country to free that country's people? Oh, DeGaulle of us Americans!