Schock the Vote NINE-eleven

Michael Moore is getting way more than his 15 minutes of fame. Someone this stupid should have died a long time ago just because he forgot to breathe.

It seems that Mr. Moore, who believes that all of us white men are stupid in this country, has been caught being really stupid. The Smoking Gun website has reported

that Michael Moore is registered to vote in two states: New York and Michigan. Although he has claimed to be an "independent” and not a Democrat, records from the New York City Board of Elections show that in reality he registered as a Democrat, the Web site reported. "Now here's the good part: Moore is simultaneously registered to vote in Michigan, where registrants aren't even given the option of party affiliation (so he's not an Independent there either)."

You know, a smart guy would know that New York and Michigan have enough liberal Democrat voters already to swing John Kerry's way. So why would you register to vote in those two states, Mr. Schlockumentary? You should have spread your multiple registrations in states that need help on the liberal side. Geez, if you're gonna cheat, at least cheat in a way that gets you some advantage. Hmm, maybe us stupid white men down here in the South might get in the way Michael if he tried to register in our states.

You know, we stupid white men have guns and vote conservative and pray and say the Pledge of Allegiance and all sorts of things that make us stupid in the eyes of Michael Moore. Hey, wait a minute, isn't Michael Moore white? Oh, since he doesn't count himself with the rest of us stupid white men but he can't hide his whiteness, he must be hiding something else. Maybe he's not a man at all. But he is certainly stupid.